I am a list person.

So I decided to make a list of thirty awkward moments - not necessarily the MOST awkward moments. Just thirty different awkward moments. That's all.

...yeah, I don't know why, either. ANYWAY.

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1. When everyone else is dancing and you're the only person standing there awkwardly because you can't dance without resembling a chicken with its head cut off.

2. When you yell something really, really suggestive right as a teacher walks by.

3. When you're sitting on the ground and a person comes and stands in front of you and goes "Uh... you're kinda... blocking my locker."

4. Especially when you used to be friends with the person, but have since stopped talking to them. Voluntarily.


5. When you're shouting about something ridiculous and flapping your arms like a head case, and then you turn around and a random person is staring at you like you're insane.

6. When you tell your friends a story that you think is hilarious, and they just stare blankly.

...

Not that any of those have happened to me or anything.

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7. When you're sitting in the back of the classroom and you drop something and it makes a loud noise, and every single person in the room turns around and stares at you.

8. When you want to give someone something you don't want to parade around the entire world, but then someone else walks over and stands right next to you. And stays there.

9. Randomly swearing loudly in the middle of chem lab when you realize you forgot something important.