Short stories!

"No, I swear this is my blog! I didn't steal the story! I put up an excerpt because I'm desperate and need to promote myself! Really, I'm that pathetic!"

Not going to work so great.

Moving on...

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Today my friend asked someone to homecoming. He remembered the note and which locker was hers... yet neglected to bring a flower.

"I'll just bring it on Monday," he said.

"Then hurry up and take the note out before she comes," I said. "Just give her the note and the flower together on Monday when you bring it."

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because I want to give her the note now," he said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I rolled my eyes.

"But it would make much more sense to take it out now," I reasoned, "because then you can give it to her all together and it'll be all nice and pretty."

"Nah, I'll just give it to her on Monday."

"But-"

Too late to back out now; she just walked up.

At least she said yes. :D

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In the girls' bathroom on the second floor, there's been an Out of Order sign on one of the stalls for a little over a week. I don't know why they haven't fixed it yet, but today I walked in and saw that someone had penciled in:

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened
Enemy of the heir, BEWARE

I changed "enemy" to "enemies" and ran away giggling.

My school is so awesome.