I will survive, I will surviiiiive

YES. I HAVE DONE IT.

I HAVE TAKEN THE AP CHEMISTRY TEST... AND SURVIVED.

How did I do it?

I have no clue.

...

Just kidding. It was probably a combination of practice tests, AP books (the Princeton Review one is great, if anyone was wondering), randomly timed panic sessions (including one that occurred in the middle of watching Water for Elephants... yeah, that was interesting), and not passing out from hyperventilation two minutes before the test started. Plus some other stuff, like staying awake in class all year.

All my brain juice has been used up for the day, so I'll post more later.

On the bright side, if anyone needs AP Chem help, I have achieved official stud status.

No life. Just studying.

No time to post properly - I have the AP Chem test in two days. TWO. DAYS.

I'll probably be back tomorrow with some panicked, incoherent keyboard-slamming.

Now excuse me while I go study my organic compounds.

"'Ester' sounds like 'Easter,' and on Easter, you eat a lot and get REALLY FAT, so there are a lot of atoms in esters!"

Procrastination and deprivation

Sleep deprivation, that is. My group of friends has one and only motto that we live by:

We are AP students! We do not sleep! Studying comes first! Health and personal hygiene and everything else goes second!

...yeah. BECAUSE THE AP CHEM TEST IS IN TWO WEEKS HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE A "NORMAL" LIFE We really don't have lives, do we? (No.)

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Also:

Nightshade: So not fair. When I have kids, they're going to be BILINGUAL
Nightshade: and AWESOME
Janepage: My kids are going to be super amazing!
Nightshade: Ikr? I will have studly little children
Nightshade: Meeheeheeheehee
Janepage: AND THEY SHALL BE NAMED AFTER FRUITS

I refrained from putting the next bit, due to stalkerphobia issues with our real names, but it included coming up with random fruits paired with our last names. Also, my first two children are going to be Pineapple and Kumquat, and hers are going to be Watermelon and... Melon. I suppose.

Poor, poor children who are someday cursed to have us two as mothers. They'll never know what hit them.

YOU SEE, MOTHER. THIS IS WHY WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. I do not lie.

At least we're not animal abusers.

Uncensored except for the names.

me: ...idk why i just remembered this but when i went to italy we were sitting around eating crepes and watching pigeons
me: and then i saw this couple buying crepes from the stand
me: and i would've thought it was cute
me: except they were like 13 o_o
me: AH, EUROPE
THE CONTINENT/GEOGRAPHIC REGION OF LOOOOOOVE
[friend]: omg
[friend]: when we go to italy
[friend]: we are buying crepes
[friend]: okay?!
me: OMGYES!!!
me: crepes crepes crepes
me: ...oh wait maybe that was in france, not italy
me: bc france has the crepes >>
[friend]: also our fail temperature brought the average class temperature up 0.4C
[friend]: lol
me: LOLNICE
[friend]: we're like global warming
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[friend]: except we kind of suck more
me: ...
me: but we're not killing polar bears