Procrastination and deprivation

Sleep deprivation, that is. My group of friends has one and only motto that we live by:

We are AP students! We do not sleep! Studying comes first! Health and personal hygiene and everything else goes second!

...yeah. BECAUSE THE AP CHEM TEST IS IN TWO WEEKS HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE A "NORMAL" LIFE We really don't have lives, do we? (No.)

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Also:

Nightshade: So not fair. When I have kids, they're going to be BILINGUAL
Nightshade: and AWESOME
Janepage: My kids are going to be super amazing!
Nightshade: Ikr? I will have studly little children
Nightshade: Meeheeheeheehee
Janepage: AND THEY SHALL BE NAMED AFTER FRUITS

I refrained from putting the next bit, due to stalkerphobia issues with our real names, but it included coming up with random fruits paired with our last names. Also, my first two children are going to be Pineapple and Kumquat, and hers are going to be Watermelon and... Melon. I suppose.

Poor, poor children who are someday cursed to have us two as mothers. They'll never know what hit them.

YOU SEE, MOTHER. THIS IS WHY WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. I do not lie.

I'm supposed to be asleep in ten minutes, but...

...I just had to post this. I had to.

[10:48:53 PM] Me: also, going to bed now.
[10:49:11 PM] Me: tell your friends that i say goodbye!
SO LONG
FAREWELL
AUF WIEDERSEN GOODBYE
[10:49:19 PM] Me: THE SUN HAS GONE TO BED AND SO HAVE I
[10:49:24 PM] Me: GOODBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:49:28 PM] Janepage: FINE.
[10:49:29 PM] Me: good... BYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:49:31 PM] Janepage: BYE.
[10:49:37 PM] Me: ...
[10:49:44 PM] Janepage: :P
[10:49:45 PM] Me: i'm trying to think of some other way to say goodbye
[10:49:50 PM] Me: but all i can see is jake's skype status
[10:49:55 PM] Me: PARTYING PARTYING PARTYING YEAH
[10:50:04 PM] Me: and
[10:50:06 PM] Me: like
[10:50:18 PM] Me: AND PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAAAAY IIIIIIII LOOOOOVE YOOOOUUUUU
[10:50:33 PM] Me: ...and neither of those are really good for saying goodbye
[10:50:44 PM] Janepage: ...ok