Quotes of the week

Just wasting time thought you very few readers might enjoy a couple random things I've heard around in the past week or so. :)

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"Good news! I'm getting better at drawing! Bad news! All over my homework."

"If I do this, will it make you feel better, or will it just make it awkward because you're not wearing any pants?"

"Come on! I think you're short enough to ride the tire swing! And if they ask, you're fourteen, okay?"

"Here, hold this. It'll be your man-purse."
"No! It's a SATCHEL!"

"On a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it be if I went over and sat on him right now?"
"THREE POINT ONE FOUR ONE FIVE NINE! Nah, just kidding. More like nine point two zero zero seven eight."

"I went out to go play on the Wii and I was going to play Disney Princess Enchanted Journey, but I ended up playing [Super Smash Brothers] Brawl instead."

"Nathan! I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"

"So Robert and Silver are in the kitchen and there's only one cookie left... what happens? DEATH."

"When I grow up, I will have a pet hamster and I will name him Garbanzo so I can call him Garbo for short. Garbo Garbo."

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I just realized that like 60 percent of those are from my Disneyland trip on Friday with two of my friends. I'm pretty sure that was the most interesting time I'll ever have there... unless, of course, Paige comes along and makes it even MORE interesting. Meh heh heh.